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Crackers With Brain: Emoji Bible?

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An Emoji Bible? Really? Is that what is next?

I knew the end of the world was closer than we let ourselves believe when I saw the above image.

I am not condemning the idea, it’s something beautiful. Let’s keep in mind that the bible said we “shouldn’t add or subtract from the words of God”

At least the guy is making waves and raking in his money, but is that the next thing the church needs? How exactly is this going to draw people closer to God?

I know the argument going on in your head; it’s the 21the century, everything has gone technological even people have evolved (we have robots that can pass as human these days). so why shouldn’t the church evolve, why shouldn’t the bible evolve?

The word of God was written thousands of years ago and we have tried to manipulate and bend those words to our taste all in the name of evolving, all in the name of living in the 21st century, the question we failed to ask is the power of God evolve in our lives in our world as we evolved the words?

emoji bible
                                                 emoji bible

It’s a new era, we no longer live in the age of Moses or Elijah; so the scriptures shouldn’t be inscribed on stones anymore. There should be a better means of spreading the gospel, well technically there should also be better and more spectacular manifestations of the power of God than during the time of Moses.

Unfortunately, that’s not the case. If you give an average Christian the hard copy of the bible and ask them to turn to the book of Zachariah or Habakkuk or Joel or the book of Jude, they won’t be able to because they don’t know where it is in the bible, they have been used to just typing the first letter of the book and it comes up or just scrolling through a list and clicking on the book.

The church has lost its purpose, we have taken our eyes of the prize and crafted ourselves a new goal. I’ve once attended a service of a relatively big church and throughout the service, there was no sermon or message, no preaching nor teaching. We never had the course to open the scriptures but to a layman the service was great.

emoji bible

The praise and worship session was awesome, there were testimonies, drama presentation, choir ministration. We jumped, danced, shouted and rejoiced in the holy ghost but at the end of the day there was nothing tangible I could say i gained from the service no meaningful addition to my life.

The drama ministration was spirit-filled, it broke down many people and a lot of people rededicated their lives to Christ (that’s obviously a good thing, and am not condemning the drama presentation) but besides that there was nothing I could pinpoint to that I learned anew or from the scriptures.

You enter some churches and their choir will be ministering as if they are at a rock concert, the leader will be jumping up and down the stage, like he is a relative to Terry G, there will be spotlights, multi-colored rotating lights going round the auditorium will now start looking like a disco all.

Haba! am not condemning or criticizing it o! it’s not as if these things are bad but some of our churches overdo it and that’s where the problem comes from.

I don’t have this Emoji Bible yet but I will still get it (for fashion) it’s not as if I will be using it when I’m having my quiet time… wait it will even be occupying my limited storage space sef.

But in case you’re interested in the bible you could download it at bibleemoji.com or from itunes.com.

Tweet at me @shalombrain on Twitter and let me know what you think of the bible.

Tips To Sell Your Books On Okadabooks.com

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Some people think the Okadabooks app is just a book reading application but it’s not. More publishers emerge from the platform every day,  and believe me they are making profits. If you have an Okadabooks account, lucky for you. If you are looking forward to selling on the platform, you should see this. Let’s skip to it.

Give your book Cover:

No, not just “any image.” You have to be able to put two colours, images, shapes or brushes together to get your desired cover. Your cover image has to also be related to your story. Don’t use the image of a corn while you’re writing about “The Apple thieves” or “The village drunkard.” Give your book its own cover. People judge a book by its cover these days.

Blog IT:

When you publish a book, write about it on your blog, Facebook page or a forum you visit often. Talk about it if you can, it’s your book and it took a lot of blood ink to put those imaginations on paper. Let people know what you’ve been up to and don’t forget to leave a link to the book on anywhere its posted. You can also do this on forums like Nairaland – Open a thread for your book with a catchy title. Review your book by describing it with a few keywords in a way that will attract readers. You won’t get banned, provided you don’t go about it the wrong way. Sometimes you have to sound like the publisher instead of the author of your book while reviewing your book, it’s normal.
Another suggested method is to review your book like an excited fan who was glad they read it, that way you could make your book feel like a must read. No one will ban you for summarizing your book on Nairaland with a link back to the original book.

Get a book blog:

Author’s blog, Writer’s blog… Do not let the name delude you. An author’s blog is just like any other personal blog-website (with a different name and design) where a writer would showcase his works amongst other activities. If you are serious about writing or you have over one book and still write everyday/week, then you should get a blog/website. It could be a static page or a dynamic design with other topics and categories for your guests.

Fix the price:

Do not change price(s) of your book, now and again. Determine how much you want your book to be and leave it that way. If it’s free, leave it to be that way. The recommended price by Okadabooks is 100 Naira for your book. The price of your book should not be the price of a brand new Okadabooks.

 Leave Reviews, Get Reviewed:

A honest review by a friend or reader could really boost your book’s visibility. Join writing groups on Facebook. From there, you could learn a lot and showcase your work. When you visit a blog, don’t read and walk away. Leave reviews on other people’s books. You can even go as far as giving their book an honest review on your own blog, if you’ve read the book. Who knows? They might do the same for yours. A review is not really a testimonial but some reviews have testimonies in them. If a reader leaves a unique, positive comment on your book, cherish it. Make it unforgettable by turning it into a testimonial

Go Social, Use Tags:

This is highly recommended for writers with few or even a large amount of followers. Onceyou publish on Okadabooks, use socialshare buttons to shareyour book on facebook, twitter and other platforms. While at it, you could tag friends or mention them in the post with a lot of book related hashtags such as#okadabooks, #Newbookand others.
Link your accounts: The Okadabooks App allows you to link your App with your Facebook account. Once you publish a new book, you can share it to Facebook and twitter.

 

Give The App A Feedback: You can leave feedback from the blog, anytime ( http://okadabooks.com/contact/feedback ). You can also leave a review on the Okadabooks app on Google Play or Amazon Appstore to help the developers and mechanics serve you better.

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Chew Five: Five Types Of People You Will See In a Nigerian Church.

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Five types of people you will see in a Nigerian Church.

Nigeria as a country, boasts of close to two hundred million people in population. A very large percentage of this population are predominantly Christians. Having such large population of people trooping to the church, it’s actually expected that there will always be diversity in the behaviors of the members of the congregation. There will always be the odd one’s; the ones who will standout from the crowd.

Am not trying to bring anybody down or make anyone feel bad. Christ himself doesn’t look down on anybody, but there are some people you see in church, some characters being exhibited and you can’t just help but go like:

egbon, buet why?”

Am actually guilty of one or two of them myself.

Today we’re going to be looking into the first part of Chew Five: Five types of people you will see in a Nigerian Church.

1. Those who know the lyrics to all the songs: these type of people are the living version of A-Zlyrics.com; they know the lyrics to all the songs. There’s no song the choir wants to come up with that they can’t sing. Even if the choir composed the song themselves; these people will sha know the lyrics.

Once the choristers spills the first few lines, they help raise it. Now there’s nothing wrong with singing in the church but when you start shouting the lyrics and it becomes obvious that you’re not singing to glorify God but to let people know how prominent you are with the lyrics you should caution yourself.

2. Those who don’t know the lyrics to the song: I’ve been to some churches where the chorister leads the congregation to a song which lyrics I didn’t know or songs I hadn’t heard prior to that service. What i did was simple; close my mouth, try to listen to the wordings as others sang and for the churches that projected the lyrics I tried to read them.

For some people, that’s not the case o. They don’t know when to keep mute. That’s when they will start spilling nonsense trying to mimic the others. The congregation will be singing A they will be far from Z.

That’s when i heard someone singing

“Jehovah is your name x2
Mighty warrior,  Great in battle,
Jehovah is your name.”
as
“Jeehova is ur Name x2

19 Warriors, 8 in Battle,
Jehova Is Your Name’
90 warriors, ate in battle,
Jehovah is your name”

“Be thou exhalted,
exhalted, exhalted,
Emmanuel.”
as
“Be thou exhausted..
Exhausted,
Exhausted Emmanuel”

“You are awesome in this place,
mighty God”
as
“You are hamsom in this place,
mighty God”

“Imela, imela, imela,
Jehovah imela,
Ayinekele ginasi imela, imela,
Jehovah imela”
as
“Email email her, email her
Jeho email her.
Ayinekele gymnastic email her email her
Jeho email her”

But why? ehn why?

Those are the moments when I go like ‘if I were God and these words of praise were for me, I’d repackage it and send it back to you with the speed of lighting’. That God said you should praise him does not ‘naw’ mean you should come and be polluting his ears with trash.

3. Those that are always on their phone: These ones are phone addicts, the can’t just do without using it even in the church. Especially now that Tecno and Infinix has made the purchase of Android phones relatively cheap.

That’s when you will see someone (mostly females) bring out (a less than twenty thousand Naira phone) and start whatsapping all in the name of using a bible application. Some will be taking selfies.

You don’t even need to be in some church services anymore, just go to the twitter feed of some people that attended and you will see live commentary of what is going on during the service. Enh some girls will be updating their snap chat with that rubbish dog feature. Maka why?

4. The “Christian” Peter Okoyes: These ones can dance for Africa. Any small drumbeat their legs can’t bear to stay still for a second longer. And the most annoying thing is that the dance they are even dancing sef is not an edifying one; it’s the same worldly dance they incorporate into the church of God.

They deceive themselves with the ideology that “the dance i cannot dance outside (for the devil), i will dance it in the church (for God).

My Brothers and Sisters, who are we deceiving?

5. The First timers: These ones can attend three different church services (of different denominations) on one Sunday.

Yes! I’ve witnessed it!

My roommates where that raz. They will start by 07:00am, first service ends by 8:30am, they will head to another church for their 09:00am service finish that one around 11:00am then  go somewhere else for an afternoon 12:00 Noon service that ends by 02:00pm.

They will now return with three different packages, start a comparison and eating.

It’s these type of people you invite to your church and they will go;
‘what do they give first timers in your church?’

It’s that bad, but i believe it’s all well.

Since tomorrow is Sunday and most of us will be going to church tomorrow, if you see or notice any unusual or absurd behavior from anyone and you think it should be featured in the second part, don’t hesitate to tweet it at me on twitter @shalombrain.

Happy Weekend!!!.

A Valentine Fiasco 1

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This is an original piece from a very close friend of mine; Ms Aniuchi Michelle of Amarites.blogspot.com. She published it sometime ago and i fell in love with. It’s a long read but worth it.

Enjoy……

“GRRRR!” “Grrrr!” “Grrrr!!” The alarm rang.

It was nine in the morning on Saturday. Cynthia had heard it ring and she wished she didn’t; she just wanted to cover her ears with the pillow to block to the constant ringing. The alarm ringing reminded her of what today was and she didn’t want to remember. If it was a regular alarm clock she would have flung it across the room but it was her mobile phone so she couldn’t dare. She couldn’t stay in bed either, she was already awake and there was no point tossing and turning on the bed.

So she grudgingly got up, stopped the alarm and went to wash up. On her way to the bathroom a bright red mark on the calendar in the veranda attracted her attention so she went to see what it was. When she finally realized it was a reminder on her calendar that today was the fourteenth, she hissed.

Everything in her damned house had to remind her it was Valentine’s Day. Valentine’s Day was highly overrated in her opinion. In fact, love was a hoax to her. If she had a choice, she wouldn’t leave the confines of her home today to go anywhere. The thought of seeing all those love birds on the street with in their red heart outfits being all cute and lovey-dovey annoyed her.

Valentine’s Day in a way just reminded her of her painful break-up a few months back but she didn’t want to remember. She snapped out of her thoughts and continued heading towards the bathroom. She had to get ready in order for her to be able to buy her groceries today or she was going to be eating out till the next time she could shop.

After having her shower, she made sure to put on an outfit without a hint of red. She didn’t want to look like she was celebrating Val’s day because she was not. She looked in to her wardrobe for a dress and decided on a sleeveless black A-line dress with a denim jacket. She put them on and slipped on a pair of sneakers.

In no time she was out of the house with her purse and went to her car. The Camry refused to start. After a few tries and tinkering with the engine with the little knowledge she had about cars, she closed the bonnet and locked her car. She was not about to start panicking. She had a lot of things to do today and she couldn’t begin her day by getting frustrated.

She brought out her phone from her purse and began scrolling through her phone contacts to check for a cab driver’s number. She knew she should have one or two of their numbers, so she kept scrolling. Aha! She found it. She dialed his number and they made arrangements for him to come and pick her up in the next ten minutes so she waited for him in the compound.

Finally he came and they left. After a long car ride, he dropped her at the mall and she paid him her fare. She proceeded to do her shopping. In an hour or so, she was done. She paid for the goods and left the mall with her bags. It took her quite a while before she found a taxi which she tried to hail down. The taxi stopped. She asked for the direction in which the cab was going, it was along her route so she got in.

When she got in, she realized another person was in the cab. She didn’t fancy sharing cabs with strangers but she did not want to stand outside waiting for long with this heavy load in her arms. Besides, the person was not complaining. So she settled in and closed the door.

The cab started moving and when she had made herself comfortable she noticed the guy in the car examining her with close scrutiny. Then as if a light bulb lit in his head, he exclaimed, “Cynthia David is this you?” Cynthia was still trying to place the face. It was obvious this guy knew her and he knew her well because she had changed a lot from her school days and only someone who knew her well would know her despite all the changes. Then finally it clicked. He was her mortal enemy in high school. John Martins. He was always making her life miserable in class from flicking paper balls at the back of her head to the various pranks he played on her.

The last straw was when she realized he was the one replying all her love notes to Tito, a crush of hers then. In one of the responses she received it was said that Tito liked her too and he wanted to go on a date with her at a hangout a lots of their school mates met. So she dressed up all pretty that day, put on lip gloss to have a feel of using make up because her mum would not let her use proper make up and went there gingerly feeling very excited.

When she got there, Tito was there alright but he didn’t seem to be waiting for her as she thought. She thought he was just putting a show and decided to walk up to him and “reminded” him about their “supposed” date. Needless to say, the outcome was embarrassing and at the corner she could see John laughing so hard, obviously having the time of his life from the showdown of her public embarrassment. She didn’t need any writing on the wall to know that he was the brain behind this and it was the last straw for her. She was going to deal with him. So the series of pranks and paybacks began and till they graduated they remained enemies. It was this John of all people she had to share a taxi with. Val’s just got more annoying. Since she was stuck with him here for the next hour or so she decide to made to make good use of it.

“Yes it is me John. You do seem to have shrunk in size, haven’t you?”

“You also look a lot older and uglier than you were in high school.” She replied.

John knew she was trying to spite him so he ignored the last two comments and said;

“So you remembered me. That’s nice.” She felt a bit annoyed that he would try to play the nice guy.

“How could I ever forget you? You made my high school days a nightmare remember?”

At that John sincerely apologized for his errant behavior those days but she wouldn’t have any of it. He said it was because he liked her and was just vying for her attention but she couldn’t believe it. She called hik all sorts of names refusing to accept his apology while he was trying to apologize.

They kept on arguing and arguing that they didn’t even notice when the cab driver had started taking a route different from the one that lead to their destination. When they finally noticed, they were along a bushy road with a lot of trees. It looked very spooky and it was not at all the route to their destination so they mentioned it to the driver thinking he had made a wrong turn.

Rather than reverse and take the correct route, he increased his speed and yelled at them to shut up then locked the doors of the car. That was when they realized they were in danger. Cynthia kept screaming and screaming. She kept shouting that she didn’t want to die. On the other side of the car, John was totally confused and very quiet. Then he noticed Cynthia’s purse. It had a detachable leather strap so he just took the purse from her and detached it.

At that moment, she stopped screaming. So as not to give the cab driver a reason to suspect that they were up to anything, he signaled to her to keep screaming so as to keep the driver distracted which somehow she agreed to despite the fact that they were at loggerheads just a few minutes ago. So while she was screaming, the driver kept yelling at her to shut up and he paid no attention to John.

Then John quickly swung the strap over his neck and kept pulling at it till the driver became weak and breathless. Meanwhile, Cynthia managed to pull the hand brake so that they didn’t crash. With the driver being rendered almost unconscious by the cutting off of his oxygen supply, they shoved him out of the car, roughed him up a bit by John giving him a lot of blows, then tied him up and put him in the back seat of the cab.

They reversed and looked for a way out of the spooky route he had taken. When they got to the main freeway they went to a police station to report the incident. The guy was placed in custody after they both wrote their statements. Soon enough they left the police station.

“We make a pretty good team” John said while they were waiting for a cab in front of the police station with her groceries.

“Yea we do.” She agreed.

She suggested they exchanged digits which was totally unexpected by John which they did. Then he decided to push his luck further. He asked if they could meet up for dinner later to which she said she would let him know if she was up to it. A cab finally came and when she got in, she said a silent prayer for safety. On her way home, she thought about the events of the day.

Maybe Valentine’s day wasn’t so bad. Maybe John was not as evil as she saw him. She was willing to give him a chance so she sent him a text saying: Yes I’d love to have dinner with you. So when you have all the details let me know. With that she focused on the road ahead eagerly waiting to get home.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm……You can check out the remaining parts at Amarites.blogspot.com

Crackers With Brain: Nigerian Mothers!!!, Pest or Best?

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I have accepted the truth that Nigerian mothers will always just have to be Nigerian mothers.

This is a very dicey topic, i know a lot of mothers will be reading this (including my one in a million mum), ejo, it is not that i lack respect o or i don’t have home training. It’s just that there are some things you mothers do that make us (your children) go like ” jesu, is this my life?”

Abeg this just for fun o, i know you all go through a lot but please see the humor in this small piece.

I remember sometime ago, when a friend of mine (in the states) told me she had a “fight with her mum” (something you never do in a Nigerian mum’s house) and locked herself in her room until her mum came apologizing to her. Let her try that in a Nigerian home, three weeks you never chop.

I remember a story my brother told me; he said he had a misunderstanding with our mum (just misunderstanding o, not a fight) and she wanted to discipline him and he ran away in ‘defense’ (he didn’t raise a finger back o). She didn’t pursue after him o, she played it cool like she had forgotten, he came back and had his dinner (my parents never use food as a medium to punish us, i guess it’s so that you will have enough energy to withstand their punishments (most times you can’t withstand it sha)).

So that fateful night, while deeply asleep, he suddenly awoke as a result of cold water being poured on him, he jerked up suddenly trying to adjust his sleepy eyes to his dark surroundings, he could make out our mum towering over his bed with a bowl of water in her left hand and belt in her right.

Then she spoke

“So i wanted to discipline you, and you had the guts to run away abi,
oya run now (sarcastically), run.”

But before he could put one and two together (and he is a very good mathematician), he heard the rush of the wind, the belt go up and down with the speed of lightening and before he could blink his eye lashes, he felt the sting of pain as the belt landed on his body.

Three of those followed successively. After hearing that story i learnt how not to sleep whichever night i had a misunderstanding with my mum.

Enh! it was only the last Saturdays of the month the State Government declared to be the official environmental sanitation but in my house, every Saturday is community sanitation. It’s always like someone went to pack the dirt outside and dump it inside.

No matter how much you clean the house this Saturday, there will always be somewhere else to clean in the house the next Saturday. And you can’t dare say you are through before 3pm in the afternoon. Anytime before that time another work will automatically be generated the way google always generate search results to some stupid questions.

That’s when you will start hearing

“go and clean the fan blades”

“go and clean the louvers”

“go and clean the back of the television”

“go and mop the compound” ‘like the ground there is made of tiles’

“go and sweep the whole street” ‘like i belong to the landlords and tenant association’

I thought it was only my mum who use to mix up our (her kids) names together. At times she would want to call my younger sister (her youngest child) and she wouldn’t mention her name until she goes through the names of her first three children (myself and my brothers included).

Sometimes she would have called me and then go like

“sorry it’s your younger brother i wanted to call”.

That’s how one day i was in the same room with my elder brother then she called me and went like

“shalom go and call your boda

In my head i was like

‘were we not together, you could have just called him directly’

DISCLAIMER!!! (

dem no born me well,

i repeat ‘ham’, dem no born me well, to speak those thoughts out, when is not that i want to go and dine with my grandfather in heaven. )

But this night, i heard a new dimension. A sister (fellowship things) shared her story with me.

She said it got to a time that her mum got tired of calling their names and mixing them up, that she decided to start using a tap code to call them (you can imagine how funny our Nigerian mums can get). For those of you who watched Escape Plan you will know what am talking about.

So whenever she taps a table once, it meant that she was referring to the first born. If she tapped it twice then the second born was meant to surface and if it was thrice, the last born was being beckoned to.

She said at another time she would just ask for whoever was the closest child (distance wise) to her or farthest at that moment in their native dialect to come until there family friends concluded that she must have being referring to them with their native names.

Do you see how weird these our mums can get at times enh. Sometimes i just look at mine and be like ‘what are you made of sef where did you come from’. She’s so distant from my dad (but i won’t be writing anything about that, at least not until i can start fending for myself financially.)

I love my mum, deeply. Sometimes i get angry at her, most times she doesn’t just gets on my nerves she crushes them. Then when i have a ‘big contract’ to bid to my dad, i can always trust her to cut it down to the size of cray fish.

I just guess Nigerian mums will always just have to be Nigerian mums.

Maami of life, I love you.

Out Now: Jonez – Panda (Cover)

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Ah! We spent the whole day talking about this the other day and it’s finally here! KJonez killed this shit! My niqqa killed this shit!!!

This piece was mixed and mastered by Oxygen Mix. Enjoy and don’t forget to hit the share buttons

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Need An Online Job? BestMobs is Hiring

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Need An Online Job?

Okay. I had to post this because I felt it might help someone.

Who we are
BestMobs.com, is a highly reputed website for mobile phone specifications and features, reviews and news. We have been in the business since December 2012.

Who we are looking for
We are looking for experienced writers who’d help us provide quality articles and content to our readers.

Qualifications
No educational qualifications and certificates are required but the applicant must be fluent in the usage of English Language. We are not hiring from any particular geo-location but the applicant must state his/her country and state in the application.

The person must be able to work under minimal supervision and should be able to deliver excellent results even at a limited time frame.

How to apply
Shoot us an e-mail at info@bestmobs.com. The application email must contain a sample article written by the applicant. Please note that we might not be able to reply to all application emails. This is due to the large number of applications we are receiving.

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Captain America vs Iron Man, Who Won?

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Captain America vs Iron Man

On the 6th of May 2016, the world stood still as (probably) the highest grossing film of the year and biggest standalone movie in the history of Marvel Films was released in the US and all over the world.

From Steve Rogers (Captain America) fighting against Brock Rumlow alongside other Avengers members in a fictional Lagos to the King of Wakanda (a fictional part of East Africa) “King T’Chaka” getting killed after a bomb went off in Vienna or the once in a life time Avengers Vs Avengers fight that went down at the airport.

There were lots of high spots, breath taking moments, humors, jaw opening scenes and unbelievable stunts.
We saw the return of Peter Parker (Spider man), the debut of Scott Lang (Ant Man) in a film besides his own and the return of James “Bucky” Barnes but nothing beats the infamous fight that ensured between Steve Rogers (Captain America) and Tony Stark (Iron Man) at the Siberian Hydra Facility.

There were lots of ups and downs, beat downs and comebacks. Barnes had his robotic arm blasted off, Stark got his Armour disabled and Rogers left his Shield scratched.

It’s said that when two Elephants have a fight the grass on which they battled will suffer; The Siberian Hydra Facility had its inner walls destroyed.

It was the King Kong Vs Godzilla of Marvel films.

But when it was all said and done it all comes down to the question: WHO WON THE FIGHT?
There have being comments, reviews, opinions and ideas but this time around we will be the judges.

Captain America was left limping out of the building with his friend on his shoulder and his shield scratched on the floor.

Iron Man was left wasted, lying on the floor with  his Stark amour disabled and eyes staring like they had no life left.
It begs the question; WHO WON THE FIGHT?

Let your opinions be known…

First five voter gets free baskets of tomato and comic book from Okadabooks.com

Crackers with Brain: Captain America vs Iron Man, Who Won?

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Captain America vs Iron Man. WHO WON THE FIGHT?

On the 6th of May 2016, the world stood still as (probably) the highest-grossing film of the year and biggest standalone movie in the history of Marvel Films was released in the US and all over the world.

From Steve Rogers (Captain America) fighting against Brock Rumlow alongside other Avengers members in a fictional Lagos to the King of Wakanda (a fictional part of East Africa) “King T’Chaka” getting killed after a bomb went off in Vienna or the once in a life time Avengers Vs Avengers fight that went down at the airport.

There were lots of high spots, breath taking moments, humors, jaw opening scenes and unbelievable stunts.
We saw the return of Peter Parker (Spider man), the debut of Scott Lang (Ant Man) in a film besides his own and the return of James “Bucky” Barnes but nothing beats the infamous fight that ensured between Steve Rogers (Captain America) and Tony Stark (Iron Man) at the Siberian Hydra Facility.

There were lots of ups and downs, beat downs and comebacks. Barnes had his robotic arm blasted off, Stark got his Armour disabled and Rogers left his Shield scratched.

It’s said that when two Elephants have a fight the grass on which they battled will suffer; The Siberian Hydra Facility had its inner walls destroyed.

It was the King Kong Vs Godzilla of Marvel films.

But when it was all said and done it all comes down to the question: WHO WON THE FIGHT?
There have being comments, reviews, opinions and ideas but this time around we will be the judges.

Captain America was left limping out of the building with his friend on his shoulder and his shield scratched on the floor. Iron Man was left wasted, lying on the floor with his Stark amour disabled and eyes staring like they had no life left.

Let your opinions be known…

First five voter gets free baskets of tomato and comic book from Okadabooks.com
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How to Setup Your Winthrills Account From Scratch For Promoters

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About WINThrills

WIN means Web Income Nigeria; it is a segmented platform for Mandee Thrills Company. Other services rendered by them include digital advertising, hosting services, online marketing, online trading and so on.
The WIN Network was created to teach people to start and take their business online through branding.
You can equally call it a social advertising platform where you can ether advertise your business or promote other peoples businesses and make so much money. WINThrills brings together the advertisers who wish to promote products or services online and the promoters who are eager to generate revenue.

Is WINThrills A Scam? 

WINThrills is not a scam. They provide legal services for their clients. The WINThrills business has been around for years and it is growing every day.

Winthrills unlike other advertisement company uses their members to promote the adverts created by advertisers on social media platforms and pay the publishers in return.

Go to: winthrillsnetwork.com or CLICK HERE on PC and register. Make sure you use a PC because it’d be easier to through navigate the pages.

After registration, the next thing to do is Update your Profile. You can do that by signing in, a page like the one below will be shown:

click on Account, then from the drop down, click on Profile. A page like the one below will be displayed:
I highlighted this part because it is IMPORTANT! Make sure you fill this page with sincerity. Your real name and date of birth and others. For the postal code, visit: http://geo.mycyberict.com/  or http://nga.postcodebase.com/ or Checkout this detailed post here to get the postal code for your area. For the Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn and GooglePlus  page URLs, use the URL of the page, group or profile you will be running Winthrills ads with. If its your Facebook’s profile, use: https://www.facebook.com/yourUsername or page name. Winthrills detailed this already and you can read it by clicking here. If you don’t have a LinkedIn, a blog or Twitter account, just leave the ones you don’t have empty – But the more you promote through various social media accounts, the more you earn. You can edit or change this part anytime too
Moving on. After you have completely filled the part above, go to Account, then click on Account Settings. Here, you will add your bank account details for payment. It is really easy. See the image below:

Fill your account name and account number, then save.

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Now, you have successfully set up your account. We will now look at how to generate and post ads on social media for your audience to see and click on. When they click on this ad, you make N10 per click.

Go to Promoter Center
See the image below. A page like this will open but it will be empty (for first timers)

If you find the page empty, then it means you have to promote new ads. to do this, click on Promote Ads, at the top of the page.

then a page like the one below will open.

If you see a page like this, it means there are new ads for you to promote. If you don’t find any ads or posts here, then you need to check back later.
Assuming you find new ads, like on the image above. Click on the little orange-globe under PUBLISH AD a page like the one below will pop up.
Click on Ok. Another page like the one below will pop up…
Mark all the content in the text box, copy and paste on all the social media accounts you added in your Profile settings. then click on the little x to close.
If you added your Facebook profile, post it on your wall like you’re updating your status. If you added a Facebook group, do the same. If you added a Facebook page, make sure you are posting as that page. Do the same for twitter and your other social media accounts.
When people find these posts, they will click on it and you will earn. Do not click on your own ads, you will be banned.
You can continue promoting ads you’re already promoting by copying it’s link and sharing it through the social media accounts you added to your Winthrills profile. See image below:
As in the image above, you can click on the little white-sheets under the edit option to obtain the codes of ads you’re already promoting, to re-promote them.
Do not delete Ads you already promoted. If an Ad name shows Ad deleted as in the image above, you can delete it from your promotion list by clicking on the red X. If you have any questions, leave them in the comment box. i’ll answer shortly. Click here to setup a Winthrills account for FREE.

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