[Features Of Okadabooks]
The Okadabooks App is not just a fast, simple and fun way to read eBooks without ever having to worry about how to pay with cash or card. Other features of Okadabooks includes:
- Free transportation within devices
- Free account setup and management.
- Free monthly sales report.
- Knows Chimamanda, Achebe, Oliver twist and Wowo Boyz
- Understands Women
- Knows Time Travel
- Comes with various riders (writers)
- Comes with a lot of passengers (books)
- Allowed in your school, workplace and toilets
- Is not heavy, breakable and
- Cannot tear or be torn
- Cannot stop you from taking selfies or using hashtags
- Interprets proverbs, imaginations… and dreams, in your dreams
- Does not eavesdrop to your calls or read our messages but…
- Can fix your relationship or help you break up correctly.
- Speaks and writes English correctly
- Spotted in London, Lagos, Houston and Kenya in the same day.
- Is not afraid of Zombies, darkness or ……….
- Lost a Fight with an Okada
- Free, fast and easy riding (publishing and usage)
- Ability to run for hours without stopping or crashing
- Has never picked a fight with Superman or The Flash
- Cannot be affected by Harmattan or bad roads
- Could create Free eBooks and conversions.
- Has an A in all subjects… including Pidgin English
- Has African Comics and knows the cunning Tortoise…
- Ability to carry Billions of passengers at once.
- Can preach, teach and make you laugh or cry or
- Allows you to pick free books with #0.00 in your account
- Does not carry Rumours, Newspapers or any Nollywood Movie
- Free updates to eBooks and metadata, anytime.
- Friends with Everyone, including Politicians and Linda Ikeji
- Offers Free servicing and support.
- Offers Free eBook update and edit, anytime.
- Gives about 70% from books, when sold.
- Survived all forms of crash and heartbreaks… and another crash… and another….
- Okada riders could ride with any book (free from copyright violations)
- Books uploaded do not require verification from Nigerian Police or Army.
- Ability to protect contents (with a big invisible Key) from Piracy by means of book encryption.
- Passengers do not yell, scream, complain… and they could still sleep
- Does not have a seat belt
- Has a seat belt
- Has Jamb and Waec past questions
- Works anytime and day, anywhere…
- No accidents, dusts or smoke.
- Does not have a loud, noisy horn
- Works with/without Facebook
- Cannot poke your Facebook friends
- Cannot be stained by Shit or spit!
WalkedWorks on WaterAndroid, Blackberry and Android Emulators on Pc
- No traffic jam or hold up.
- Comes with a lifetime warranty
- Runs on any state of matter, including liquids.
Washing Of Okadabooks is allowed too,
please…Abeg…wash at your own RISK!
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